Ask Cloudhead: Questionable Guidance from a Vape Shop That’s Tired of Wasteful Shit
ASK CLOUDHEAD #1 “Dear Cloudhead, I keep losing my vape. Am I okay?” I’ve lost three vapes this week. One at my ex’s house (they’re keeping it), one somewhere in my car (it’s gone now), and one I’m pretty sure got sucked into a parallel dimension through my couch cushions.Do I need help? Am I […]
I Sat Down with a Disposable Vape and Regretted Everything
In my ongoing attempt to understand why people keep hurling disposable vapes into storm drains like candy wrappers from the underworld, I decided to go straight to the source. I interviewed a used vape. It did not go well. Me: So, what exactly do you do after people finish with you? Vape: I like to […]
You Smoke It, You Own It — Stop Ghosting Your Vape Trash
Let’s cut the fluff: if you’re chucking your used vape into a bush, a gutter, or out the car window like you’re releasing it into the wild, you’re not chill—you’re just lazy. You think it disappears? You think your grape menthol corpse magically floats into heaven? It doesn’t. It sits there, leaking battery acid and […]
Your Vape Isn’t Biodegradable, Bro
Let’s clear something up: your vape is not a leaf. It will not return to the earth. It will not gently decompose into nutrients for the soil while woodland creatures frolic nearby. It is a hunk of plastic, metal, and battery guts that will outlive most of your relationships. And yet… people are just yeeting […]
Stop Vaping the Planet to Death — Bring Your Clouds Back to Cloudhead
Hey. Yeah, you. With the vape. I know you didn’t mean to become an environmental villain. You probably just wanted a little watermelon ice cloud to get you through your Tuesday. But let’s talk about where that fruity little pod ends up after it dies in your cupholder, forgotten and crusty. Spoiler: it’s not Valhalla. […]
Vaping Facts You Need to Know or something like that with a side of madness
Quitting smoking is no small step. It’s tough. It’s personal. And it often comes with more questions than answers. That’s why so many people turn to vaping, hoping it might be a softer path—something that feels familiar but doesn’t hit quite as hard. It seems easier. It smells better. It feels cleaner. But here’s the […]
How Often Should You Change Vape Coils?
How Often Should You Change Vape Coils? Your vape gives subtle signs when the coil starts wearing out. The flavor begins to fade. The clouds feel thinner. The once-smooth draw turns harsh. Still, knowing the exact moment to change your coil isn’t always obvious. Different devices, vaping habits, and liquids all play a role in […]